Title (as given to the record by the creator):  Personals
Date(s) of creation:  April, 1996
Creator / author / publisher:  FaT GiRL
Physical description: A zine page with 3 columns of text
Reference #: FG5-068
Links:  [ PDF ]

PERSONALS

HAIRY NEW YORK CITY BUTCH
32, 5’10” tall, 300 lbs, super busty (H cup), huge nipples. With hair, hair everywhere – legs, thighs, crotch, ass, tits, nipples – everywhere. Seeks interesting fem who likes me the way I am and would love to serve me and my strap-on. Write to me at FaT GiRL Box # 25 

SEX AFTER DISNEY?
Smart, mouthy, irreverent Femme with 2-yr old son looking for dates. On a first date I promise to devote full attention to you. But, if we decide on a second date you may have to wait till the CINDERELLA tape finishes and he’s in bed to garner that attention. I’m a great cook with a very cute ass and I’m partial to butches. Interested? FaT GiRL Box # 31

SO IT’S NOT GLAMOROUS
Wash the clothes, cook the food, flirt with the girlfriend. Someone’s got to do it, but every four months we don’t have time! If you have some spare time and energy, FaT GiRL’s layout committee members need volunteers to take on our basic life maintenance tasks while we get the zine to press. Our roommates and lovers may kiss your feet, and you’ll get MAJOR Brownie points with all the girls that count! FaT GiRL Box # 32 

‘DESPERATELY’ SEEKING
Courtly butch to take this Glamour Queen out on the town! If you have manners, and a spark of mischief, like to dress up, and give good flirt, you might be just the Knight this Lady’s been waiting for. I have charm, wit, curves in all the right places, and a closet full of party clothes. Give me an excuse to wear them. FaT GiRL Box# 33 

ATTENTION BOXHOLDERS #27 & #30
Please send us your addresses. We are holding mail for you. 

TROUBLEMAKING DYKE
Seeks same for friendship, fun, and adventure. Do you think the “City of Lights” refers to Las Vegas? Do you think a good mystery novel is a high form of literature? Do you understand that a truely good burger (even veggie) must come with fries? If you answered “yes” to one or more of these questions, we may be soul mates. Wow me with your words. Send letter to FaT GiRL Box# 34 

RELOCATING 
Moving to S.F. in April. Looking for tour guides, friends, dates, roommates, job connections etc. I’m tall, green-eyed, blondish, fat and gorgeous (so I’m told). I work in Social Services now, but have my M.F.A. in Creative Writing and B.A. in theater. Would love to talk to some fat girls before I get there! FaT GiRL Box#37 

EMBRACE MY SPIRIT 
I am your body pillow of love and light. I need your soft, tender arms to hold me and support me. I am 36 years old, 5’5″, 370 lbs, and caucasian. I am looking for any women willing to share their lives with me in a friendship or more intimate relationship. FaT GiRL Box # 35 

HI, 
I am a 23 year old femme Artist living in Chicago. I am tall, busty & Stylish w/ rich, brown skin & Dark tribal tattoos. I have a million $ smile w/ Pouty Cupids­Bow lips. I am looking for a dyke Daddy who will spoil, pamper and correct me. You should be tall, dashing, older, funny, indulgent and firm. WI an impressive strap-on. Corporate Types and Blue Collars are both very welcome. FaT GiRL Box# 36 

RUSSIAN SERVICE
Footmen/Waitresses experienced at, or interested in, formal dinner service desired for semi-annual events. Please send letter of interest to: Madam FaT GiRL Box # 38 

HOW ARE YOUR MANNERS? 
How are your manicure and pedicure skills? Can you smooth the stockings over my strong lucious thighs with the seams straight, like a professional dresser? Can you serve me tea in the afternoon, soup in the evening, and make sure the dishes are done before you go to bed? Will you communicate honestly with me? Are you able to learn from Specific Constructive Criticism and correction? Will your ego and pride come from a place of submission and service to me? I am a Femme, Fat Beautiful Dom, who is looking for a submissive who wants a life partnership. I want to be your highest priority, not your only priority. My style is an open hand that slowly tightens. I want to call you mine. Do you want as your Dom? Write a creative answer to my questions and send it to FaT GiRL Box # 39 

TO ADVERTISE: Send your headline, text, name, address, phone #, and a check for $5.00 for the first 500 characters + 1 cent per character for each additional character to FaT GiRL, 2215-R Market Street, #197, San Francisco, CA 94114. 

TO REPLY: Pencil your dream girl’s box # on the front of a stamped envelope containing your reply. Enclose that envelope in another one addressed to FaT GiRL Personals at the above address. We will continue to forward replies to all ads until further notice. 

RULES: FaT GiRL Personals are for fat dykes and the women who want them. This description is intended to include bisexual and MTF transgendered women. It does not include men. FaT GiRL is a fat­-positive, diversity-positive zine. Please keep that in mind when writing your ad. We do not accept ads with personal names or street addresses. We reserve the right to refuse to print ads we find offensive.